there is no...god
I got an ask once inquiring if I was gay as if any straight person could have my sense of humor and tactile photoshop abilities
Chapter 1 of my memoirs:
Showing up on this website to say a bunch of nonsense then log off for a week is really a "me" aesthetic but is it healthy?
My dog is the cutest, I understand that you think your dog is the cutest but let's be real, look at my dog for a sec and you'll understand
Remember when the whole "Naruto Run at Area 51" was the craziest thing to happen all year?
#bet we all feel stupid as hell now #we got coruption #political unrest #people dying in the streets #a pandemic of theatrical standards #not to mention the star of jerusalem is going to be visible tomorow #so yeah jesus is coming back apparently #zombies were discovered in africa #and somehow an entire subdivision of people are offended by the concept of wearing a mask #oh wow #20201 note
Bought myself a Hello Kitty purse today to escape the ineffable feeling that I'm losing my conscious mind and grip on reality
I've never experienced true euphoria aside from the time I was the Carrot Queen in my kindergarten play about abstinence and I've been chasing that high ever since
looks like we made it through the Hungry and the Horny phases of quarantine, the only thing left is Rage
turns our there's another, seperate stage I was unaware of: "Complete Denial"
I never fully understood how people can be scared of dogs, but now I am working for this family and their dog has bitten 5 people in the last month and drawn blood and despite him being like 25 pounds
I know I've been inactive it's because I've been hired as a live-in camp counselor in the Hamptons to two devil children and their dog that bites