ravoli is friend

Oh what a life, to be a ravioli

#addition to my memoirs

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal

#ravoli must consume

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal

#ravoli must consume

Alright, here we fucking go then. 

I've stated many, many, M A N Y times that I'm not manually intervening on URLs. That is all handled by a bot. If I'm spending all my day freeing up URLs, I'm getting nothing done ever. I'm not doing it myself. Just fucking be patient. 

Second, the site is three months old and not even finished. People registering, not liking the site, and holding off until it was more complete was an anticipated scenario when I started. Once again - three months old. That's below the absolute minimum inactivity threshhold I've stated publicly for the bot to consider you inactive by quite a margin.

Once the site reaches something I consider usable, THEN I'll start letting the script run after a month or so. Until then, jesus christ calm your tits. 

Also I'm gonna go on record real quick that going passive aggressive and trying to publicly shame me into doing stuff is a tactic that absolutely never works. Don't bring shitty attitudes like that over from Tumblr, please. 

#extra salty lasagna today

Every straight man owes me an $8 inconvenience fee

#ravioli

grookee

good boy

strong hands

#his small eyes have seen god #he is worthy

fun date idea:

approach on foot in the night, knife

witch-king-of-angst asked:

Ravioli ravioli give me the One Ringoli

you may have 7 Rings

#I joke #you get one grill

Love is ornamental and useless

angry because you're alone on V-day Aren't you?

#i've been sniped

Love is ornamental and useless

technically speaking toes are optional

interesting 

that you assume

ravoli has no jokes today

pease enjoy selfie

#ravoli #it is mabelline

PSA

#this has been friendly neighborhood psa #from friendly ravoli #carry on

no...

only nightmare...

for ravoli

Its lonely Bitch Hours

Bicth, im lonely

you are 

never lonely

with a ravoli

in your pokeet

3 am

You know what that means!!!!

New Decree

"Masachussettess" is Gay now

#ravioli

gettin moldi, feelin sexi, havin fun

#viva

impossibal!

ravoli doesnt even know who ravoli is

#live fast #eat ass #just like gramma used to say #f

what is even the point of toes? ugly!

eat ass

smoke a dick

and sell taint

ravoli went to the club

my song was not on

the DiscJockey Must Die Today