ravoli is friend

there is no...god

ravioli
2 weeks ago

Oh what a life, to be a ravioli


#addition to my memoirs

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ravioli
2 weeks ago

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal


#ravoli must consume

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ravioli
2 weeks ago

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal


#ravoli must consume

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bitchlasagna
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thelldev

Alright, here we fucking go then. 

I've stated many, many, M A N Y times that I'm not manually intervening on URLs. That is all handled by a bot. If I'm spending all my day freeing up URLs, I'm getting nothing done ever. I'm not doing it myself. Just fucking be patient. 

Second, the site is three months old and not even finished. People registering, not liking the site, and holding off until it was more complete was an anticipated scenario when I started. Once again - three months old. That's below the absolute minimum inactivity threshhold I've stated publicly for the bot to consider you inactive by quite a margin.

Once the site reaches something I consider usable, THEN I'll start letting the script run after a month or so. Until then, jesus christ calm your tits. 

Also I'm gonna go on record real quick that going passive aggressive and trying to publicly shame me into doing stuff is a tactic that absolutely never works. Don't bring shitty attitudes like that over from Tumblr, please. 


#extra salty lasagna today

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ravioli
3 weeks ago

Every straight man owes me an $8 inconvenience fee


#ravioli

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ravioli
3 weeks ago


ravioli
4 weeks ago

fun date idea:

approach on foot in the night, knife


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ravioli
4 weeks ago
witch-king-of-angst asked:

Ravioli ravioli give me the One Ringoli

you may have 7 Rings


#I joke #you get one grill

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ravioli
1 month ago
coffinliqueur asked:

How many times on this site thus far have people asked you to give them the formuoli?


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ravioli

Love is ornamental and useless


throckmorton

angry because you're alone on V-day Aren't you?


ravioli


#i've been sniped

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ravioli
1 month ago

Love is ornamental and useless


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ravioli
1 month ago

technically speaking toes are optional


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ravioli
1 month ago

interesting 

that you assume


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ravioli
1 month ago


ravoli has no jokes today

pease enjoy selfie


#ravoli #it is mabelline

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ravioli
2 months ago
An Anonymous user asked:

Do raviolis dream?

no...

only nightmare...

for ravoli


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evilbog

Its lonely Bitch Hours

Bicth, im lonely


ravioli

you are 

never lonely

with a ravoli

in your pokeet


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throckmorton

3 am

You know what that means!!!!


ravioli


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ravioli
2 months ago

New Decree

"Masachussettess" is Gay now


#ravioli


ravioli
2 months ago

gettin moldi, feelin sexi, havin fun


#viva

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ravioli
2 months ago
An Anonymous user asked:

I know who you really are

impossibal!

ravoli doesnt even know who ravoli is


2 notes



ravioli
2 months ago

what is even the point of toes? ugly!


5 notes


ravioli
2 months ago

eat ass

smoke a dick

and sell taint


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ravioli
2 months ago

ravoli went to the club

my song was not on

the DiscJockey Must Die Today



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