ravoli is friend

Hey Y'all I could use some help right now

I've been trying to make it until august but I can't wait, my computer has been cracked and on it's last leg for 4 months, my phone died yesterday and now won't turn on. I can't share my art or run my business without either of them so I need to fix one or the other in order to make some kind of income. 

I've got some stickers for sale here:

I've got commissions open, here's a link to my prices:

and here's my Ko-fi with my computer goal:

Please reblog if you can! here are some examples of my art

Good fortune wished upon you and yours

do not waste it

Impotent Massage from God:

Poptarts are ravioli

Upon further investigation, You should not Evade The I.R.S

Feel the sun on your hands

Evade the IRS

I'm the kind of friend who has sat on a train for 10 hours to go to another country to fistfight someone at my friend's behest

you are a scholar and a champion in 

I may be an idiot

But???

no butt

I may be an idiot

I've never met Thell in my life but I would lay down my tiny, tiny life for them

Oh what a life, to be a ravioli

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal

i have been eating chicken,

~since my youth

I Now Have absorbed the strength of hundreds,

~of chickens

enough strength and, soon,

~I will be unstoppabal

Alright, here we fucking go then. 

I've stated many, many, M A N Y times that I'm not manually intervening on URLs. That is all handled by a bot. If I'm spending all my day freeing up URLs, I'm getting nothing done ever. I'm not doing it myself. Just fucking be patient. 

Second, the site is three months old and not even finished. People registering, not liking the site, and holding off until it was more complete was an anticipated scenario when I started. Once again - three months old. That's below the absolute minimum inactivity threshhold I've stated publicly for the bot to consider you inactive by quite a margin.

Once the site reaches something I consider usable, THEN I'll start letting the script run after a month or so. Until then, jesus christ calm your tits. 

Also I'm gonna go on record real quick that going passive aggressive and trying to publicly shame me into doing stuff is a tactic that absolutely never works. Don't bring shitty attitudes like that over from Tumblr, please. 

Every straight man owes me an $8 inconvenience fee

grookee

good boy

strong hands

fun date idea:

approach on foot in the night, knife

witch-king-of-angst asked:

Ravioli ravioli give me the One Ringoli

you may have 7 Rings

Love is ornamental and useless

angry because you're alone on V-day Aren't you?

Love is ornamental and useless

technically speaking toes are optional

interesting 

that you assume

ravoli has no jokes today

pease enjoy selfie

PSA

no...

only nightmare...

for ravoli

Its lonely Bitch Hours

Bicth, im lonely

you are 

never lonely

with a ravoli

in your pokeet