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Blue raspberry isn't real

some dumbass forgot what a blackberry was 


"gender?" 

*puts on gucci sunglasses*

"SO last season"


Me? I'm a simple man

I see an ass?

I eat it.


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ravioli -

Waterfall Kickstarter:

all of us:


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Waterfall Kickstarter:

all of us:


Coconut gets a bad rep from pop culture and I don't understand it, coconut cake is good you're all just cowards with no taste


Every once in a while I stand on my porch overlooking the canyon, pulling the blanket draped over my shoulders just a little bit tighter around me.

A train will quietly pass by

Is it really quiet? or am I deaf to the noise now? 


It is no longer July

Time for the gays to hibernate until next year


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*walks into an old saloon with my cowboy pistol*

ravioli -

"which one a y'all is Triple Nipple Dan?"

Triple Nipple Dan:


*walks into an old saloon with my cowboy pistol*

"which one a y'all is Triple Nipple Dan?"

Triple Nipple Dan:


Dont worry ladies

I just put my balls in the condominion too just to be safe 


remember when someone was all like "$20 is just one Adult Dollar"?

we was wrong it's actually $2


Heeleys into my therapists office, juicebox in one hand, caprisun in the other

Jennifer I need to be less indecisive before my wedding


yes hello pleaes stop telling me things

i dont need any mor knolwedgje


fungus asked:

most of my cannibalism knowledge comes from my gm telling me about cannibal the musical, a musical that has a song about a horse that is actually about one of the writers' ex girlfriend, called "when i was on top of you" and it's as bad as it sounds, except the music video is just random footage of the guy riding around on a horse and looking wistful so it's actually fucking hillarious

ive never seen the rest of the musical


Sick of this shit

wanna be hamberger 


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Yeah we got aliens


ravioli -

big?


*italian fingers*

madanera saws


ravioli reblogged ravioli
ravioli -

dear

lesbians

thank you


ravioli reblogged ravioli
luxraays asked:

you

ravioli -

moi?


luxraays -

please, please come into my humble abode, traveler. you must be exhausted

why not have a rest on my most comfortable bed...?



ravioli -

oh yes

how quaint


ravioli -

oh yes

quite comfi


ravioli -

perhaps... a nyap


luxraays -


worry not, traveler, i shall make sure none disturb your slumber and prepare a hearty meal for when you awaken!

you are...safe...here....


ravioli -

try it

bitch


ravioli reblogged ravioli
azover -

sir? SIR

MY KNEES

AREĀ NOT

FOR SALE


ravioli -

Not up for

discussion


Time to rise up, Gays

the moon is waxing and the power is in our court 

rob a bank, disenfranchise the unfair government 


I'm Running for the House of Representatives!

Can't wait to see if I'm going to be a Congress Man or a Congress Woman!!


ravioli reblogged ravioli

Tfw you hav

ravioli -

-that when you

Hav e sex 

an and

vigania 

is ther


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